Nerds Unite!
It seems like the perfect setting for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to make his next appearance. Who knows, maybe tonight on Conan, you'll see Triumph at the long lineups at Best Buy or Electronic Boutique, jabbing people with nerd jokes and exposing the sad reality of what MMORPG's have done to this demographic. I mean, look at this guy...

Yeah man. You're the bane of our society.
If he'd won the lottery, I don't blame him. If he passed the SAT, good for him. If he got a girlfriend, he'd have reason to celebrate. But if he got his hands on a computer game that will be widely available without the billion hour lineups in the near future (perhaps next week), puh-leez.
Why do people do this to themselves? Has anyone not seen the South Park episode where a fat ass slob kills off players in WoW? Look waht became of Stan, Cartman and Eric! That is exactly what's going on in our society now. It's also what I observe at the Magic Card conventions. It's a whole new breed of male.

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