Whistler

I guess after the long weekend I suffered from post-long weekend depression, so I wasn't in the mood for writing about my vacation. But since I'm currently in a training session, I have some time to jot down a summary.

The drive up to Whistler was fun & good times. I can't believe I was able to pump out 400km on just 32L of gas, which is 8L/100km which is great for a 2000 Honda Civic. Economical driving rules. When we got there, we just chilled for a bit and headed to lake Alta Vista where we went canoeing. The view was spectacular and i'll some pictures do all the explaining.



We then headed back to the lodge, where we had an excellent dinner of pasta by executive Chef Master Lau. It was great.



Sunday, Jess & I along with Ruth & Chris went horseback riding along Green Lake. Again, words can't do justice, but pictures will.



After, a bunch of us went to the village to go ATV'ing. But no, to our horror, Intrawest and the ATV company screwed up and our booking never went through. Furious, but unable to do anything, we left, sad, frusterated & disappointed. The highlight of our trip was nullified. Damx.

However, we went for dinner @ 21 Steps which was really good, full of good times and good laughs.

Monday we packed up and went to Rainbow park for some time in the water and to relax before we head home.

I give the vacation 8.5/10, or an A. It would've been 11/10 and A+ if we'd gone ATV'ing. Intrawest is suppose to compensate us, and the ATV place is suppose to give us free vouchers, but nothing has turned up yet.

Break the chain

My mom receives chain mail from her friends through her fellowship mailing list at least once every two days, and quite frankly, I'm too polite to force myself onto the list and call everyone and blubbering idiot. Naive old farts. Or just plain stupid.

What's even more interesting is that my mom forwards the chain letter to my sister and I's email addresses with "Believe it or not..." in the body. I suspect she knows we'll dismiss the email, but because she thinks it's true, she forwards it anyway hoping there's a 0.5% change we'll believe it.

Come on.

I recently got the "cockroach in mouth" chain letter. I saw this at least three years ago. Honestly, are people really that naive and ignorant about biological common sense? Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear writes:

As I write, the newspapers are full of pictures of an 11-year-old girl who, on a drunken one-night stand, managed to get pregnant.

She's sitting on a sofa, a fag in one hand and an overflowing ashtray perched on one knee. Her stomach is huge. And in the next room, we see her mother, smoking a little smack and telling reporters that she's very proud. No dear, that's the wrong word. You're not proud. You're a stupid waste of the world's resources.

And she's not alone. In fact, I am becoming increasingly concerned with the sheer number of properly idiotic people who call Britain home.

Last year, towards the end of an all-weekend open-air gig, I went to the portable lavatories in the VIP enclosure. You know the sort. Blue water, a dead flower and lots of powder on all the shelving. Anyway, they were immaculate.

This was not the case with the bogs provided outside the VIP enclosure. They were in a total state. Piss on the floor, shit on the walls, entire bog rolls unravelled and stuffed down the pan. Now come on. How hard is it to use a lavatory? And how thick do you have to be to get it wrong?

You see this kind of thing at motorway service stations as well. I had cause to visit one the other day and it was extraordinary. Even the Polish lorry drivers in there were standing, hands on hips, wondering exactly how anyone had managed to get crap on the ceiling. Not even cows can do that.

These were people who had grown up under the hammer of communism. They'd had to queue for bread, knowing that just a few hundred miles away in the west, people were buying Hovis to feed to the birds. I wonder how they would have felt if they had known we couldn't go for a piss without getting it into someone's eye.

And here's the thing. All these people - mothers of pregnant 11-year olds, van drivers who are confused by plumbing - are all eligible to do jury service.

I spoke yesterday to a friend who had sat through the trial of a chap who had come from Lagos with a suitcase full of cocaine. He'd told police that he had no idea what was in the bag, only that he had been asked to deliver it to a house in central London - a house which turned out, surprise, surprise, to be empty when it was raided.

Plainly, the man was guilty. Anyone with half a brain could see that. But unfortunately, half the jury didn't have half a brain. Most, apparently, didn't have a brain at all.

Two couldn't read the card saying they understood what was going on, one woman said that no matter what, she couldn't find a fellow black person guilty of anything, and another two said they weren't that bothered which way the vote went, so long as they could go home. To piss all over the bathroom floor, probably.

As a result, the drug smuggler walked free.

Now, as I understand it, there are certain conditions that have to be met before you can do jury service. One of them is that you must have a sound mind. This was included in the rules to prevent window lickers from turning up in jock straps and army boots and making dolphin noises throughout the proceedings.

You can't have someone decide your fate if he thinks he's a Cylon from Battlestar Gallactica. Fine. Good. But can you have your fate decided by someone who's proud of her chain-smoking, pregnant, 11-year-old daughter? Or someone who is confused by lavatory paper?

I spoke the other day with someone who said didn't like fish. What, all fish? Fish in batter? Fish with chips? Prawns, cod, sea bass, trout, smoked salmon? What he means is, I have never tried fish. Because my parents were too stupid to buy it.

And get this. On a Radio 2 quiz the other day, contestant was asked what happens to water at 32 on the Fahrenheit scale. After much umming and aahing, she said confidently, "It melts".

Now here's a woman who's allowed to do jury service, to have a say in who runs the country. And she thinks water melts when it gets a bit nippy.

We've all encountered gormlessness on an industrial scale, people who fill up with fuel while smoking, people who drop litter, people who breathe through their mouths and drag their knuckles on the ground. People who could out-Forrest Forrest Gump. And here's what I've been thinking. Are they as intelligent as the average dog?

You can teach a dog where and how to go to the lavatory. You can teach a dog not to drop litter and not to play with fire when refuelling a car. What's more, I've never met a dog that doesn't like fish.

http://www.topgear.com/content/features/stories/2006/08/stories/07/1.html

Anyone with half a brain, or no brain at all, will know that insects can not live inside a human being, let alone the friggin' mouth! Puleez.

In this day and age where information is a click away, people will believe anything they read, especially if it says "CNN reports" or "BBC reports." I bet if I wrote that sitting down is the best form of exercise or eating McDonald's will result in a weight gain which will result in more body mass which will result in more muscle mass so screw going to the gym, AND add that CNN's Sanjay Gupta wrote in a recent article that this is true, people would believe it.

Apple OS X Leopard

I watched Apple's keynote speech on their next "major" release on Tuesday, and quite frankly, some things made me lol. Seriously. My first impression on Leopard was, "I want a Mac now." But after thinking about it twice, I realized that Apple is made up of a bunch of arrogant marketing hoo-ha's who feed their fans propoganda to make them feel better than they really are: second place.

Steve Jobs claimed that Leopard has 10 new "big ones." They're not. Spotlight was implemented faster than Microsoft's Windows Search, but Windows Search was being developed way before Spotlight came into fruition. Time Machine is cool, but the interface is just silly. And Windows 2003 had an identical feature called Volume Shadow Copy.

Leopord now has native support in x64. Woah! Wait, didn't Microsoft have an x64 OS? Oh right: Windows XP Professional x64!

One thing that made me laugh was Core Animation. Now developers, not end users, can code beautiful 3D animation in less lines of code. In fact, you can imitate the iTunes album art commercial in only 2000 lines of code! TWO THOUSAND!

Improvments in iChat are aimed at teens and tweens - Photo Booth effects and backdrops. I can see an employee who will call in sick with iChat with a backdrop of his room, when he's really at the beach. Good job, Jobs, you've made it easier for peole to play hookie. Imagine a business meeting in "Hawaii." Woopee.

Then there's the Mac Pro. If you take a look at the Mac Pro website, http://www.apple.com/ca/macpro/performance.html, perfomance gains are barely 2x more. Sure it's still a blazing fast computer, but announcing that something is "1.6 times faster!" is somewhat embarassing. It's fast. We get it.

I must admit I was wide-eyed watching the keynote. But let's face it - for one thing, Microsoft keynotes are much more entertaining (if not also embrassing due to technical screw ups): they had Conan O'Brian and Justin Timberlake a few years back! That should've gave the attendees their money's worth if they got nothing out of the keynote itself. And when Bill Gates showed off his vision of the future with touch screen technology in the living room and kitchen, that was truly cool.

Apple's constant Microsoft bashing was truly immature and not professional. But then again, since when were geeks mature?

Good times

What does Whistler + ATV + Horseback riding + chillin' = ?

Good times all around!

Good times are approaching. This BC Day long weekend I'll be heading to Whister with Jess and a bunch of high school friends for a weekend of good times.

However, this is going to heavy on my wallet -

ATV - $113
Horseback riding - $62
Accomodation - $70
Food - $40
Gas - $20
Canoeing - $22
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Total - $327

OW!

Actualy, considering this a weekend getaway, it's not too bad; $109/day is A-ok, I guess. Stay tuned here for a blog of good times.