Crap!

So I go to the washroom (whom some describe as a gas chamber) and notice one of the stall doors is closed. Ok, I think, someone's in there. Not that it matters or anything.

Anyways, I go into my stall, and the toilet seat is up. Not wanting to place my clean hands on the filthy seat, I use my foot to bring it down. I don't guide it down gently, but give it a nudge so it falls down. It then comes crashing down with a loud BANG that resonates throughout the whole carpet-free bathroom for about 3 seconds.

Then a hear a muffled "Shit..." from a few stalls down.

...I think I literally scared the crap out of him.